I miss this account.
Does anyone miss me on this account?
I feel like I've changed a lot.

Happy Valentines Day!
and
Gooooodbyeeeeeee!


Moved to a new account.

Hope to see you there!

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1) Your name?
Shayla:
Cooler than you bitch!

Pweettyy scene kid who likes to have phone sex and long walks on the beach while getting kinky with it D

chyea!

-likes to fuck sideways
-may cause ass beating and/or sex overdoseage
-did i say awesome?
no?
well AWESOME!!!!
damn shorty that shayla fucked me real hard on the beach last night yo homie my ass still hurts!!!!!
my cock is bent....and sideways
DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS/LOOKS?!?!?!
GROSS YO!

( Wow. XD)

2) Your age?
16:
The age of consent in most countries.
When cherry's are red they're ripe for plucking, when girls are 16 they're ripe for fucking.

(Shit.)


3)One of your friends' age?
18:
V=The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
(LOL)


4)What should you be doing?

Drawing Porn :
Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
The word 'drawing' is used as both a verb and a noun:

* Drawing (verb) is the act of making marks on a surface so as to create an image, form or shape.
* The produced image is also called a drawing (noun). A quick, unrefined drawing may be defined as a sketch.
1. The drawings of Leonardo Da Vinci are amazing.
2. He was drawing a bridge.

Porn:
The best thing in the world

(LeeShayLolWutWutInTheButt?)

5) Favorite color?
Purple:
Purple colored marijuana (usually green with blotches of purple). marijuana is sometimes grown differently to have a purple hue, usually more potent and sometimes more expensive. very common in northern california (bay area)
"we got purple, I GOT GRAAAPES"
"...purple in the swisher..."
(rap song)

(Well well...)

6) Birthtplace?

Coldwater:
A small town in Ohio known for its drinking and lack of class. People that live in Coldwater consider Wal-Mart a mall and McDonalds a fine restaurant to take a date to. They are extremely ignorant, racist, and have a strong inability to comprehend what is going on in the rest of the world. The majority of the people born there will remain there for the rest of their lives because to them, Coldwater is the only world worth living in.
Brad: Hey Brooke want to go shopping in Coldwater!?
Brooke: Sure! I heard Walmart is having a big sale!
(LAWL! TRUE! XD)


7) Month of your birth?
September:
A month that falls later in the year. Usually looked down upon by children as it's the month school normally begins. Month that statistically more people marry in than any other month.
When the year falls into September, it's a peaceful time of year.

(School starts in august for moi.)

8) Last person you talked to?
Ryan:

A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers
I wanna be ryan!
Fuck you!

( Well damn. xD)

9) One of your nicknames?
Shay:
A large and clean penis.
Guy one: Wow what a Shay!
Guy Two: thank you.
()


Tagging anyone who wants to. xD

Happy Late New Years Everyone!


*Sigh* I'm always late... But at least I eventually get to it.

I hope everyones new year was good. Mine was.... Ok.
I went to my best friends house and celebrated there. She wanted to get my drunk, and kept asking me to drink. So I told her I would if we played "I never." (( Which is a drinking game. )) Now, I only played cause I knew I wouldn't drink as much as her. >:] She made me a fuzzie navel? o_O I guess thats what it was called. It had abojut 1/4th of alcohol in it, and the rest was orange juice. Well... Me and her friends played and basically I only drank about 5 times. They all have done WAAAAAAAY more many things than I have done, but I'm not gonna say what. So I only drank like... A fourth of my cup. Welllll! Later on that night my stomach was hurting really bad, but I didn't have to throw up or anything so I just went to sleep. COme around, 3 in the morning, I jump up and run to the bathroom, and it all came out then. XP I held my hair all by myself, and didn't miss the toilet. (( Skillz XD)) But, god! THROWING UP IS THE MOST AWFUL FEELING IN THE WORLD! Its so gross! It smells so bad and your mouth feels disgusting!!!! It came out of my nose too! >___o But anyways, I went back to bed after that, and when I woke up around 8 I went to the bathroom. When I went to was my hands, my vision started to go black... I PASSED OUT! And apparently hit everything on the way down. I could hear myself hitting something, but all I could see was black. When I woke up I was laying next to the tub. When I came out of the bathroom, my mom asked if I was alright, and of course I said "No." and that I just passed out, and that "I think I'm having the runs." Well... It turns out that I actually had the flu!!! My older sister stayed at my parents house recently, and she had the flu, and apparently I got it from her. So New Years day I basically slept all day, and now I feel a lot better. My mom says she didn't think I threw up because of the alcohol because I barely drank any of it. But either way, I don't wanna drink again! Thats an awful feeling!!! DON'T DRINK!

Uggggggh.....

People.... I WANNA DO MORE ART TRADES!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? 83

((Need to finish the ones I already have.)) But, I'd still like to do more. Anyone please! 83


Love ya all!!!


I was tagged by:

Rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 8 things about their self on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.



1. January 1st 2009 I passed out for the first time in my life!

2. My chest is hurting right now...

3. My hair is straightend right now.

4. I'm mixed. Half white, half black.

5. I have a crush on someone right now... AND ITS NOT ROCK LEE! XD ITS A REAL PERSON!

6. I'm basically living by myself. ((My brother is never home.))

7. I need to find a job. .__.;;;

8. I wish I had internet all the time!!!!


I tag: Who ever wants to do it!

Hey everyone!
Merry Late Christmas!
Hope everyone had a good one!
I did. I didn't get much, but what I did get was good. But I really enjoyed being with my family the most this year. Which is really surprisng... I mean, really, when your a kid all really want is presents most of the time. But this year I really just enjoyed seeing my family. Its been a really rough year for all of us. I'm no longer living with my parents. They moved to their farm house, and I'm still living in the city with only my first oldest brother ((but hes never there)). My little sister is living with my parents, my second oldest brother is living with his other mother, and my older sister lives in her boyfriends house. So we all really never see each other anymore, and I haven't seen my dads side of the family for 3 years now. It was actually really nice to see all of my family. Everyones been really nice and loving.

But anyways.... I just wanted to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year ((Just in case I don't get to update before New Years. ))


Oh, and ~shock777 ((If you read this.)) I have you art-trade done, I just haven't been near a computer with a scanner to put it up. XD;;;;; Sorry!